FOOTBALL

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that  there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.
MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"
GUY: "that was my wife's seat.
We have been to the last five world cup finals together,
but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..
but these are expensive tickets;  couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "no...
they are all at her funeral!"
Men will be men ... 😛😜😝